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Thursday 26 June 2003

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HOME OF THE REDBUGS: The Lying in Ponds minivan is loaded up and ready to head west on I-40 this morning to visit family in Arkansas and Missouri. The usual routine: take the back way to avoid construction in Greensboro, lunch at Arby's in Asheville, over and under the mountains, past Dollywood, buzz through the blogging holy city of Knoxville, past the Hank Williams Jr. museum, past the Loretta Lynn Country Kitchen, stopping at one of the four thousand Cracker Barrel restaurants so that Pond Child #2 can order french toast and root beer. Among the places we'll visit will be my little sister in Fordyce, Arkansas, "Home of The Redbugs", and also the truly awe-inspiring but calorically dangerous Klappenbach Bakery. Before browsing through the website, how many fans can name Fordyce's best-known contribution to the world of sports?

While travelling through the 5th of July, I'll update the website as best as I can -- which generally means erratically and without the usual comments.

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Wednesday 25 June 2003

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SPINSANITY ON COULTER, SCHEER: In a complex critique of both sides in the ongoing debate over weapons of mass destruction and and the justification for the war in Iraq, Ben Fritz of Spinsanity chastises the top two members of the Lying in Ponds Top Ten. First, he goes after Ann Coulter for impugning the motives of her political opponents:
Some conservatives, meanwhile, have made equally baseless accusations that ignore the real concerns of liberal critics, instead merely accusing them of bad motives. "It's transparently political," said Sean Hannity on the Fox News show "Hannity and Colmes" on June 5. "This is a political witch-hunt. Because they're on the wrong side of history." Columnist Ann Coulter also chimed in with the accusation that, "Seething with rage and frustration at the success of the war in Iraq, liberals have started in with their female taunting about weapons of mass destruction."

Mr. Fritz also criticizes both Robert Scheer and "inactive" Lying in Ponds pundit Robert Kagan for hiding the complexity of the issue by quoting only selective portions of a government report:

A recent column by Robert Scheer is a typical example of these sorts of liberal criticisms. He correctly points out that President Bush cited the aforementioned Niger uranium story (which turned out to be based on forged documents) and that that the administration has often implied a connection between Iraq and September 11 that has not been demonstrated. He also points to recent revelations about a Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) document from last September. He quotes part of it that reads, "there is no reliable information on whether Iraq is producing and stockpiling chemical weapons, or whether Iraq has - or will - establish its chemical warfare agent production facilities." He contrasts that with more definitive statements made at the time by administration officials to conclude that the President and his aides have been deceptive.

That DIA report, however, is a perfect example of how both sides in this debate have managed to avoid each other's claims. Robert Kagan also cited it earlier this month in a Washington Post op-ed defending the administration against charges of deception. Kagan simply quotes a different part than Sheer does, which reads, "Iraq probably possesses chemical agent in chemical munitions" and "probably possesses bulk chemical stockpiles, primarily containing precursors, but that also could consist of some mustard agent and VX." Both Kagan and Scheer are using real evidence, but by only pointing to the portions that back up their case, they present simplistic cases to the public that ignore the complexities of the actual document.

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Tuesday 24 June 2003

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SPINSANITY ON THOMAS: Brendan Nyhan of Spinsanity debunks what he calls a "collective hallucination" -- the notion that Senator Robert Byrd hypocritically criticized President Bush for the cost of his recent landing on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln. While Senator Byrd did accuse the president of exploitation, the cost issue was actually raised by other members of Congress. Among the many commentators identified by Mr. Nyhan was Cal Thomas, who was guilty of repeating the myth in a May column.

POT/KETTLE: In a column which begins with the sentence "Politics is full of ironies.", Paul Krugman detects the presence of "raw partisanship".

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Monday 23 June 2003

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RUMMY, BUSHIES, WOLFY, CHENEY: Maureen Dowd's most recent column displays some of her well-established habits. Sunday's column had three "Rummy"s and two "Bushies". For the year, Ms. Dowd has used "Rummy" 50 times and "Bushies" 24 times, far more than any other Lying in Ponds pundit. In addition, she's used "Poppy" a few times, "W." a couple of times, and "Wolfy" spelled two different ways. Another Dowd trait is a focus on Vice-President Dick Cheney. For this year, she has made 32 Cheney references (about two-thirds of them negative), twice as many as any other columnist.

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Sunday 22 June 2003

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Saturday 21 June 2003

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Friday 20 June 2003

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DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS: I think it's self-evident that opinion columnists, just as news reporters, should post a correction in their column when they've made a clear error in a previous column. In a probably futile attempt to encourage self-correction, I'm thinking about creating an ongoing feature here that could be called the Lying in Ponds Department of Corrections. It would be a table listing each of the significant errors made by our roster of pundits, and the status of the corresponding corrections (e.g. "Full Correction", "Feeble Attempt", "Missing in Action"). If anyone besides me likes the idea, feel free to send in nominations for the list. To keep things simple, let's only consider errors made in columns published this year.

COULTER TAKES THE LEAD!: You would think that a Robert Scheer column comtemplating a Bush impeachment would be sufficiently partisan to keep him in first place, even after a very partisan column this week from Ann Coulter. But there were enough procedural positive Republican references (merely quoting at length both the president and John Dean, very un-Scheer-like) to drop him behind Ms. Coulter by a fraction of a point. Mr. Scheer's column is as partisan as ever, but it shows how difficult it is to maintain a partisanship score that high -- any hint of non-screed writing (quoting political opponenets before bashing them) will significantly moderate the score.

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Thursday 19 June 2003

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THE ATLANTIC ON KELLY: The Atlantic has posted a list of almost twenty articles written about Michael Kelly after his tragic death during the Iraq war. They have also posted an excerpt from Mr. Kelly's book about the Gulf War, and an interview with him conducted a few days before he left for Iraq.

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Wednesday 18 June 2003

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IS COULTER A SATIRIST? Reader John Salmon asks a question:
I wonder if it makes sense to consider Ann Coulter a highly partisan political commentator, as your rating system suggests. Yes, she certainly has the partisanship, but is she doing commentary, or satire? It seems to me that she is writing very effective satiric polemics about the Democrats, rather than trying to seriously rebut their views, or endorse Republicans'.

satire: Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

It seems to me that satire is just a technique, one of many, which may be chosen by political pundits to make political arguments. Partisanship is suggested when those political arguments tend to line up exclusively in favor of one party and/or against the other. So if Ann Coulter uses satire to attack only Democrats, doesn't that mean that she is a partisan political commentator?

I'm definitely not qualified to make literary judgements, but Lying in Ponds' favorite rhetorician, Andrew Cline of Rhetorica, doesn't think Ms. Coulter is a satirist. Poking around on her website, you can find some things which suggest that her intent is serious. Bill Maher says : " Even when she's saying something that I think is outrageous, it's what she really believes and she doesn't back off of it." From the book jacket of her book Slander: "With incisive reasoning and meticulous research, Ann Coulter examines the events and personalities that have shaped modern political discourse". My conclusion is that Ms. Coulter is nothing like a Mark Twain or Will Rogers -- her humor is used as a partisan weapon.

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Tuesday 17 June 2003

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OOPS: A few weeks ago, I was very pleased to find the Working For Change website, which maintains a collection of left-leaning columnists, including Lying in Ponds pundits Molly Ivins and Robert Scheer. But they made a mistake sometime yesterday by posting a two-month old Scheer column as if it were new, identical except for a different title. It's unfortunate that they erred on that particular column -- it was the one in which Mr. Scheer wrote of the "complete, and by all accounts preventable, destruction of one of the world's most significant collections of antiquities" in Baghdad, a story which now appears to be substantially false.

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Monday 16 June 2003

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Sunday 15 June 2003

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Saturday 14 June 2003

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Friday 13 June 2003

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RICH UNDER FIRE: New York Times columnist Frank Rich, who was promoted earlier this year to a new position on the Arts & Leisure page, has come under heavy criticism from defenders of the Bush administration for his outrage (reading the column requires purchase) over the looting of the National Museum in Baghdad, now believed to be greatly exaggerated. Charles Krauthammer takes aim in his column today:
Frank Rich best captured the spirit of antiwar vindication when he wrote (New York Times, April 27) that "the pillaging of the Baghdad museum has become more of a symbol of Baghdad's fall than the toppling of a less exalted artistic asset, the Saddam statue."

The narcissism, the sheer snobbery of this statement, is staggering. The toppling of Saddam Hussein freed 25 million people from 30 years of torture, murder, war, starvation and impoverishment at the hands of a psychopathic family that matched Stalin for cruelty but took far more pleasure in it. For Upper West Side liberalism, this matters less than the destruction of a museum.

Which didn't even happen! What now becomes of Rich's judgment that the destruction of the museum constitutes "the naked revelation of our worst instincts at the very dawn of our grandiose project to bring democratic values to the Middle East"? Does he admit that this judgment was nothing but a naked revelation of the cheapest instincts of the antiwar left -- that, shamed by the jubilation of Iraqis upon their liberation, a liberation the Western left did everything it could to prevent, the left desperately sought to change the subject and taint the victory?

Hardly. The left simply moved on to another change of subject: the "hyping" of the weapons of mass destruction.

Mr. Rich is a long time Lying in Ponds favorite because of his ability to take strong ideological positions without partisanship, Since his columns are not on the Op-Ed page, they are no longer tracked on this page.

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Thursday 12 June 2003

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STILL NUMBER TWO: Despite writing a predictably negative Hillary Clinton column, columnist Ann Coulter breaks her string of perfectly partisan columns by making a few neutral references and one weakly positive Democratic reference by noting "If you credit news reports, the public can't get enough of Hillary." So Ms. Coulter remains in second place, lurking close behind Robert Scheer, waiting to pounce if he falters.

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Wednesday 11 June 2003

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SHE'S NUMBER TWO, BUT TRYING HARDER: Will Ann Coulter extend her current streak of six consecutive columns with a perfect partisanship score (100)? She's on the verge of overtaking Robert Scheer at the top of the Lying in Ponds Top Ten. Over those six columns, Ms. Coulter has made 40 negative Democratic references and 28 positive Republican references. Most of the Democratic references came in one amazingly partisan column on John Kerry. Here they are, all negative: Kerry, John F. Kerry, Democrat, Kerry, Kerry, Kerry, Howard Dean, Democrats, Kerry, Dean, Howard Dean, John Kerry, Kerry, Democrats, Kerry, Kerry, Democrats, Kerry, John Kerry, Kerry, Kerry, Howard Dean, Kerry, Kerry, Kerry, Kerry, Kerry, Kerry, Kerry, Teresa Heinz, Kerry, Kerry, Heinz, Democrats, Kerry, Kerry.

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Tuesday 10 June 2003

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STEVE SHEPHERD RESPONDS: After posting reader Steve Shepherd's views on partisanship and then Dean Esmay's criticism of them, I feel obligated to also print Mr. Shepherd's full response:
I suppose it's a tried-and-true-method for assaulting an idea one doesn't much like, to distort it by oversimplification and imbue it with inappropriate moral judgments that were never implied. When Dean Esmay claims that I must believe, "that one of America's two major parties is thoroughly corrupt and evil...[and] If only--if only!--the people would learn the truth, this evil party would be cast from power forever," because I suggested that the Republican party tends to advance the interests of an elite minority of the electorate and therefore must be particularly dishonest in public to garner public support, he creates the straw man that helps him avoid a reasoned argument.

I suggested no such moral dimension nor did I speak with the sort of absolutism that would indicate the zealotry that Mr. Esmay presumes. Both political parties are guilty of over presenting the interests of thoroughly self-sufficient Americans and many Democratic-supported policies secretly favor moneyed interests that support them in office. What I suggested was that a complete and honest reading of the factual record of neo-conservative statements and policy-making, as practiced predominately by the Republicans over the past generation, demonstrates (for one thing) an intentionally hidden agenda to starve the government of revenue to limit it's ability to act in the public interest as a counterweight to corporate (elite) power. Further, the fact that this over-arching agenda is not widely discussed by mainstream media or generally understood by the public (and may actually be dismissed as "arrogant" partisanship), is the product of a bias in favor of the idea of non-partisanship that works against truthful and enlightening journalism.

The two obvious ironies here are: 1) as a rhetorical device, using character attack and moral imperative to deflect reasoned debate is the hallmark of neo-conservative policy "argument" and 2) Mr. Esmay's counter-argument isn't an argument at all; it's a technique for avoiding the real debate [who's interests do Republicans generally represent and how accurately is that portrayed by them and the mainstream media] which suggests fear or ignorance of the facts and both reflects and is the exact product of "non-partisan journalism".

Mr. Shepherd and Mr. Esmay have continued the discussion in the comments at Dean's World.

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Monday 9 June 2003

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DEAN ON POLITICAL ARROGANCE: In response to a post here last Thursday, the always-fascinating Dean Esmay contemplates those who believe that "one of America's two major parties is thoroughly corrupt and evil":
As I've gotten older I've realized that this is a titanic form of arrogance.

Arrogance? Yes. Because here's what it boils down to: "if only people would listen to me then they would have to agree with me, because what I believe is obviously right."

It's hard. I think we all sometimes fall prey to this. Some of us just do it more than others, or more intensely than others. One cure is to be confronted with the fact that you're wrong about one of your core beliefs. Sooner or later, most of us are confronted with such evidence. The question is, do we ignore it, rationalize our way around it, or take the blow and allow our minds to be changed?

Read the whole thing. Dean also says some remarkably kind things about Lying in Ponds, and provocatively writes that " it might even be said that political partisanship, in the Western Democratic style, is the greatest cultural achievement of the past three or four centuries". I probably won't be able to resist commenting on that.

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Sunday 8 June 2003

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Saturday 7 June 2003

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Friday 6 June 2003

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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: About a block from my office on the campus of North Carolina State University, a research project on control of the remarkable kudzu vine has resulted in a temporary visit by about 15 of these kudzu-eating goats. Judging by the way they've mowed through the kudzu in their pen so far, I think the goats are clearly winning; maybe they can reclaim the Southeast some day. And as Dave Barry would say, "Kudzu-Eating Goats" would be an excellent name for a rock band.

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Thursday 5 June 2003

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PARTISANSHIP WOULD BE GOOD IF . . : Reader Steve Shepherd eloquently expresses a common objection to partisanship rankings -- what if one party is so bad that partisanship would be a virtue?
. . I don't mean to suggest that politics is simple or that one political party is intrinsically either good or evil. However, I do believe that one party, now more than ever, generally tends to represent the interests of a tiny segment of the American public (less than 1%, in fact) and therefore, must rely on a high degree of deception to garner the support of an electoral majority - roughly. The leadership of that party, as well as most of its members, is particularly dishonest about its policies and the intentions behind them. Essentially, they are regularly lying to the public to advance policies that may actually be contrary to basic public interest.

I'm suggesting that, if full (let's say an equal number of comments about each party and its members) and unbiased (just facts and fact-based conclusions about political rhetoric, and policy origins and possible effects) political reporting were taking place at the moment, those practicing journalists would be off the chart on the Lying in Ponds partisanship scale. I fear that (at best) it may be the desire by mainstream journalists to appear "non-partisan" that keeps the public mostly in the dark about contemporary politics and politicians. At worst, it is a self-protecting rationalization but, either way, it enables great deception - and possibly great harm - to be perpetrated.

If I believed that one of the major parties represented the interests of less than 1% of the American public, then the whole premise of my approach wouldn't make sense. Obviously I don't think that. I believe that both liberal and conservative ideological viewpoints have substance and legitimacy, and that each approach tends to work well in some cases and poorly in others. Aside from issues, I don't think that it's difficult to notice that both parties have their share of war heroes (John Kerry, Bob Kerrey, Bob Dole, John McCain, etc.), and also those who have been convicted of crimes (Dan Rostenkowski, Oliver North, etc.) -- the full range of human behavior.

I think that an honest, independent columnist who strongly believed that one party is better than the other would still have a modest partisanship score. The only way to get an extremely high score is to relentlessly focus on negative stories about the other party and systematically avoid anything which inconveniently contradicts the simple good party/bad party formula.

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Wednesday 4 June 2003

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QUOTE, UNQUOTE: Robert Scheer and Molly Ivins each had columns yesterday with partisanship scores much lower than usual. Ivins' The Orwell award and Scheer's How their big lie came to be were the usual predictably anti-Republican fare, but in each case administration figures were quoted several times, which at least allows readers an opportunity to consider the opposing position.

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Tuesday 3 June 2003

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NOONAN BREAK: Yesterday's Peggy Noonan column was not really a column; it was the introduction to her new book. Like Mary McGrory, she hasn't written an actual column in a couple of months. The WSJ says that "Ms. Noonan's column returns in the fall"; she is currently ranked fifth on the Lying in Ponds Top Ten.

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Monday 2 June 2003

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"THE MAGAZINE WASHINGTON LIVES BY": I need to pay more attention to the Washingtonian magazine, because it seems to be a good source for pundit-related material. In February, Catherine Seipp wrote a scathing piece on Maureen Dowd. In April, Harry Jaffe wrote a sympathetic story about Mary McGrory and her recent health problems, and the Washingtonian also remembered Michael Kelly by reprinting a friendly 1997 profile of him.

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Sunday 1 June 2003

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